| Offence | Classification | Standard Penalty |
|---|
| Unauthorised alternative-day Greggs visit | Minor | Cake Fine |
| Friday absence without reasonable cause | Attendance | Judicial review |
| Pastry-related misconduct | Variable | Court discretion |
| Tampering with vegan provisions | Serious | High Pastry Court |
| Fraudulent Pastry Points | Grave | Ledger investigation |
The Court reserves the right to impose a sentence involving cake where circumstances warrant.